• me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

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kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

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sonyanayelli:

yahoo always has to FUCK EVERYTHING UP.

(Source: idgafimawesome)

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burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

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4u-iwud:

likesdinos:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

sherokutakari:

andyouremyeverafter:

groovieghoulie:

socialjusticeally:

notkorra:

hashgag:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

throwing bridges at people who need to get over it

throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed

oh

Oh ..

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dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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nighthooker:

how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck

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