sketchy-sketchy:

kattybats:

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

will anyone please teach me to play this

erin get pumped

(Source: biancohills)

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redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

Dolly Alderton  (via chocolatehighhh)

lol damn.

(via goldiecurls)

Wow

(via liddohsav)

Fuckin wild

(via thatshaneful)

(Source: gaslightgoodbye)

99,937 notes

seriousjones:

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for years now

83,670 notes

obsidianresolve:

ashlynthegirlwonder:

firemen:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

we’re finally here! where is my hovarboard xD

Watch the freaking movie.

Yeah watch the fucking movie my god EVERY YEAR MENTIONDED IN THE MOVIE ENDS WITH A FUCKING 5

obsidianresolve:

ashlynthegirlwonder:

firemen:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

we’re finally here! where is my hovarboard xD

Watch the freaking movie.

Yeah watch the fucking movie my god EVERY YEAR MENTIONDED IN THE MOVIE ENDS WITH A FUCKING 5

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

156,223 notes

americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

image

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You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)

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Reblog if you’ve ever been called:

faithii:

spooths:

inkf3cted:

Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.
Fat.
gay.

Is there anyone who hasn’t?

ALL

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