So I pokemon-fusioned and
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the MAJESTY
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
(Source: lovef00d)
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
throwing bridges at people who need to get over it
throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed
oh
Oh ..
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck


